WOMAN/WIFE….VERN McLELLAN


A word to the wife is suffient, provided that word is yes.
 
The man of the hour is the one whose wife asked him to wait a minute.
 
If you don’t think women are explosive, try dropping one.
 
The best time to mow the grass is just after your wife suggests it.
 
The wife who listens to every word her husband says is probably looking for a hole in his alibi.
 
Words are powerful. For instance, if you say to a woman, "How cool you look," she’s pleased. But
try telling her she doesn’t look so hot.
 
It’s too bad all women don’t marry archeologists, for the older she gets the more intersted he is in her.
 
A hundred men may make an encampment, but it takes a woman to make a home.    (Chinese Proverb)
 
The weaker sex is the stronger sex because of the weakness of the stronger sex for the weaker sex.
 
When a man answers the phone he reaches for a pencil. A woman grabs a chair.
 
Certainly, God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.
 
God made woman when a man was in his first sleep, and man hasn’t had any repose since.
 
Women can never be as successful as men; they have no wives to advise them.
 
Most women’s magazines have fifty pages of recipes and fifty pages of diets.
 
Woman has been placed at a disdvantage; man can now travel faster than sound.
 
After winning an argument with his wife, the wisest thing a man can do is apologize.
 
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
 
The best way to compliment your wife is frequently.
 
A diplomat is a man who can make his wife believe she would look fat in a fur coat.
 
The safest way to disagree with your wife is very quietly.
 
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason—–he’d better have one.
 
Genuine happiness is when a wife sees a double chin on her husband’s old girlfriend.
 
Many husbands go broke on the money wives save on sales.
 
The trouble with wives is that they’d rather mend your ways than your socks.
 
The best thing about about women is that there are so many of them.
 
Honor goes to kind and gracious women, mere money to cruel men.     Proverbs 11:16
 
A worthy wife is her husbands’s joy and crown; the other kind corrodes his strength
 
and tears down everything he does.    Proverbs 12: 4
 
 
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