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  • greatgrannybee2008 5:35 pm on March 27, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

    Church Bulletins Found On The Web 

    Some May be Old, But Still Good…
     
    1.Don’t let worry kill you–let the Church help.
    2.Thursday night,we will have a pot luck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
    3.Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
    4.For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
    5.The Rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzar,the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzar.
    6.This afternoon, there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
    7.Tuesday at 4:00 PM, there will be an ice cream social. All women giving milk will please come early.
    8.Wednesday, the ladies liturgy will meet. Mrs.Johnson will sing,"Put Me In My Lttle Bed", accompanied by the Pastor.
    9.Thursday at 5:00PM, there will be a meeting of the Little Mother’s Club.All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.
    10.This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs.Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the alter.
    11.The service will close with "Little Drops of Water". One of the ladies will start quietly, and the rest of the congregation will join in.
    12.Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.
    13.The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
    14.A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
    15.At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be ‘What Is Hell?". Come early and listen to our choir practice.
    16. The Rev. Merriweather spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.
    17. The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7:00PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
    18. During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F.Scubbs supplied our pulpit.
    19. With a smile on his face, the pastor listened as the church choir sang the traditional hymn, "How Great Thou Art", as the rather large casket of the over 500 pound parishioner was wheeled out of the church.( Sunmitted bt Michael J. Lee)
    20.The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
     
    There are so many more….Enjoy !!Red rose
     
     
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    • R U Serious 5:56 pm on March 27, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      I\’ve read church bulletins before but not any of these! They are hilarious!! Tears were running down my face!! Too danged Funny!!!!!Bob~

    • Darla 6:17 pm on March 27, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Funny Funny

    • Marjie 7:13 pm on March 27, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Great really made me laugh – Have a good weekend x

    • Grandma's 7:54 pm on March 27, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Those are just too funny!! Nothing like Bloopers on Church Bulletins. Thank you for the chuckles….they made my day.Have a wonderful weekend.

    • Angel eyes 8:24 pm on March 27, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      very funny angel eyes

    • Sheila 8:30 pm on March 27, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      I love reading these types of misstated announcements. Thanks for the laugh. Here\’s one for you. The sign outside the church where my cousin got married said "Having trouble sleeping? Join us for Sunday services." That must be some boring pastor.

    • No 10:36 pm on March 27, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Great blog…thanks for the laugh…sending hugs from Australia…x0x…

    • .. 11:23 pm on March 27, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      I did enjoy them!!! Thank you very much for the laughs.Have a wonderful weekend. LOVE, Alex xxx

    • Connie 11:45 pm on March 27, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Thank you for the laughs. Some of these are new ones for me.

    • sunee 12:52 am on March 28, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      I enjoyed reading your blog tonight.Thanks for the giggles!

    • Robin 2:57 am on March 28, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      These are so funny and gave me a good laugh, thank\’s for sharing.God bless & hugs,Robin

    • Katherine or Maxwell the westie 6:29 pm on March 28, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Made me laugh. Thanks for those!

    • Rosemary 12:56 pm on March 31, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      I really enjoyed this

    • Lady Jude 9:30 pm on April 5, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      I had a bit of a giggleGOD*.*.*.OPENED* …*.*. THE WINDOWS* * .* *.*.*.* OF HEAVEN.*) .*) *.*.*LOOKED AT ME. (.` *.*.*.**.*.*.*AND ASKED,..*(`.) .*.*.*.*.* **.*. *WHAT IS YOUR* .`.(`.) * . * . * .* *DREAM* .*.. *`..* (`.) * .*FOR.. *..(`.). *`..* .*TODAY?.* … *`.. * *. * . * .**I. * . * . . * . *.*. * . **ANSWERED:__00000___00000 *.*. * .* .*GOD,_0000000_0000000. * . * .*TAKE_0000 OOOO 00000. * . * .*CARE__0000000000000 * . ** .*OF THE___00000000000 * . *. * . * .*PERSON_____0000000 * . *. * . ** *.*THAT_______000 * . *. * * * .*.*IS________0* . * .. ** .. * .*.*READING. * .. ** .. * . * . * .* . *.*THIS. * . (.. *** /) * .*.*.*MESSAGE,* . * ( ..(_)/ ) * * .BECAUSE* . * (_ /|.. _) . *.* THIS PERSON IS* . * . /___.. * . .* .*SO. * . * . * . . * *SPECIAL! Hugs^Lady Jude

    • Rambling 10:54 pm on April 5, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Love those church bulletin sayings. Miss you..come see me some time. 🙂

    • Dana 1:55 am on April 6, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Giggle snort**, those are so funny. Thanks for the chuckels.

    • Cleone 2:31 am on April 10, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      As I\’m a new great grand-ma i think that this entry is the best i\’ve seen for ages. Thankyou for the belly laughs and i showed my partner, he loled, I snorted all over again. I just loved being able to peek at you space it is eat…Thanx again i\’m going back to re-read them again Cleone xxxhugs girl hugs OOOOOOO

  • greatgrannybee2008 8:20 pm on March 14, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

    Talking about Nothing Important 

     It’s a lazy , rainy, gloomy Saturday and I’m got some zzzz’s in while my subject was doing her thing. She thinks she knows what she’s doing. She’s on the computer most of the time, completely ignoring me and I don’t like it one bit. She didn’t play with me all day so I got a looong nap on my pillow in her bedroom, next to her sunken bed. What’s up with that? She thinks I’m gonna sleep with her on that thing? My last subject had me de-clawed, don’t know why. I’ve always been a good girl. Good thing I am de-clawed, coz I might be blamed for the sunken bed. Every so often, I’ll walk across the bed , making her think I’m gonna sleep on that stupid bed with her. Humans. HaHa. And they think they’re so smart, but I know how to control my subject. I do the things she doesn’t like and then I get to chase the laser mouse. HMMMNNP, I’m the only one getting exercice. One day , she put a harness and leash on me. We went outside, my Aunt Jeanne and I, well, I almost got some real exercise. I slipped right out of that harness and was headed through the fence, but my Aunt Jeanne caught me. I might let them try that again , coz I miss being around other kitties. Sometimes when I’m sitting in the window, a stray kitty comes to the window. This makes me so happy. I need her attention right now and she’s getting off her toy for me, coz she loves me.Cat face

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    Talking about Nothing Important

    As the yarn ravels or is it unravels, more later, gotta go for now. Yall leave a paw print Please.Cat faceSmile
     
    • Rambling 8:25 pm on March 14, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      I loved this,.More please from your Boss. 🙂

    • R U Serious 9:03 pm on March 14, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      GREAT post!! Now we know who is in charge. Kassey IS the boss of you!!Take care sweetie!

    • Aussie 9:50 pm on March 14, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Great insight into your ownerwell writtenIan

    • Grandma's 9:52 pm on March 14, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Love this post. Wonderful to hear the point of view of the boss :-)I always thought my cat was lonely…but when we took in a second one I realized how wrong I was. It has taken a long time for the two females to tolerate each other….and that\’s about all they do. One is younger and wants to play, the older one just can\’t be bothered. I try to give them equal attention….no easy feat when you have two demanding bosses….as well as a dog, a rabbit and two birds. Hope you and Kassey are having a wonderful weekend.

    • Connie 11:21 pm on March 14, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Enjoyed this. 🙂

    • Rusty 1:02 am on March 15, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Okay Kassey, what a good girl. It\’s nice to hear you are being so controling over your human subject, I think she would miss it if you didn\’t. You two have a good day tomorrow.God bless…………..Rusty ((HUGS))

    • artsylady 1:14 am on March 15, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      My sweet baby girl ! She does miss Aunt M!

    • Robin 1:46 am on March 15, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      LOL, I really enjoyed your point of view Kassey !! Great post my friend !God bless & hugs,Robin

    • .. 2:42 am on March 15, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Hehehe … very nice blog kitty!!! Good typing too!!!And this is my PAW print … hehe: LOVE, ALEX XOXOTake care!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Angel eyes 7:44 am on March 15, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Our animals are here to train us all don\’t you know angel eyes

    • Sue 7:48 am on March 15, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      oh dont our animal have us just where they want us Take careSue

    • Sue 1:33 pm on March 15, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Be thankful for your subject—there are so many felines out there who are totally ignored. You are lucky. Yours really cares for you! Just a wee kiss goes a long way…

    • Sheila 1:41 pm on March 15, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      I jumped up on Mama\’s chair while she went to check on the laundry. Humans are so silly, aren\’t they? They think they have us just where they want us. What they don\’t realize is it\’s just the opposite. My little brother is only two, so I\’m still teaching him the ropes. It won\’t be long now until the training is complete and the final plans are made. With two of us in the house, we\’ll finally be able to fully take over control of the premises. Your friend … Hoggle

    • Lizzie-Beth4Him 3:59 pm on March 15, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      My People can be just as clueless. Whether I look deeply into their eyes, or talk to them, it has taken many years for me to train them and get them to understand what I want. They\’re better at it than they used to be but still get their signals crossed from time to time. I\’ve lived with 4 other kitties, currently two others, and it just cuts into that personal attention I so richly deserve. Your situation sounds ideal, Kassey. Have a purrfectly wonderful week of service ahead.Regards,Cotton Q. Tee

    • JaeElle 7:21 am on March 23, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Awesome blog! I enjoyed reading this one……from a cat\’s point of view.

    • Rambling 10:23 pm on March 26, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Has Kassie anything else to tell us? I like when she blogs.

    • MarieDeGe 10:34 pm on March 26, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Love Kassie\’s point of view!

    • Joe 10:42 pm on March 26, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      I figure this is about exactly how they see it LOL!

  • greatgrannybee2008 3:38 pm on March 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

    Air Mattress 

    Kassey still won’t sleep on my queen air mattress.I gave it to my d-i-l and it was too big for her bedroom, so she brought it back and exchanged it for my double size.It had/has a huge leak. I didn’t remember her asking me if they leaked. Well, they’ve been good until now, all of them…lol  Andy used super glue on her double size, sure hope it holds. I’m running out of beds..lol I don’t know where my leak is, well I really haven’t looked for it. I’m having too much fun ‘blowing it up’. Sometimes I just go to bed without adding air and wake up in a hole, very comfy though.When I’m in the sunken bed, Kasey looks at me and then looks at the bed, can’t help but wonder what’s she’s thinking. Any ideas?… Sigh…I’ll buy another one so she can sleep with me.
    We’ve heard the saying ‘Purty is as Purty’ does.(southern pronunciation). My new Pink Vaio laptop is in Best Buy hospital. Andy said he thought it was the hard drive, been restored a number of times. Last time it crashed was enough for me, so I gave up. Thank God I bought the extended warranty, but I’m very unhappy with Sony, sure hope my other Sony stuff holds up. So far the TV, etc is holding up. Kassey sure loves it. We disagree on the boundaries set forth, like crossing my wires, going behind the TV, so now when she mis-behaves, she goes to her bathroom for time out…Yes she remembers, but she needs my attention and this is how she tells me. It’s a nice Lord’s Day, let’s be happy in it.Red roseCat face
     
     
    • Sue 4:21 pm on March 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      I don\’t think I\’ve ever found an airbed that DOESN\’T leak. Good luck on that!!! Sony is usually pretty reliable—hope you can get it fixed.

    • Rambling 4:32 pm on March 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      I swear, like Sue, any airbed I have been in leasks thru the night and you wind up dumping yourself onto the floor (from not high up) trying to get out of them in the morning they are so low on air.

    • Rambling 4:34 pm on March 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Remember too that any laptop needs air underneath it or they will harm themselves with too much heat. Get a cooling pad available anywhere… like Staples. Doesn\’t cost much and keeps them, the laptops, elevated so they get good air circulation. I found this out the hard way, Never again will I NOT have a cooling pad.

    • Joe 5:12 pm on March 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Deflated beds and laptops on the fritz…yikes sounds exciting! I didn\’t do all that well with my Sony stuff either to be honest. My last laptop bit the dust and frankly I don\’t seek to replace it since any desktop beats a laptop silly for less money though of course they\’re not as portable. Blessings to you my friend.

    • Dana 5:48 pm on March 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      You can by the rubber patch kits they have for rafts. How my hubby found leaks was you have a bucket of soapy water and suds down the mattress with it and wherever you see bubbles coming out is where the leak is. Dry it off and use the patch kit to patch it. Tada!

    • R U Serious 8:16 pm on March 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      What Dana said!! As for Sony, I have one of their TVs but never one of their computers. I might have to get me one of those cooling pads. There\’s a Staples nearby.Hope you\’re having a wonderful weekend

    • GreatGranny 8:29 pm on March 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      I use one of those cooling thingies, metal mesh from Wally World, better than the other thingies I saw. I just bought some junk this time. Thank yall for coming by.

    • Bonnie-Land 9:13 pm on March 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Only ever had 1 airmattress from Canadian Tire & surprise, it never leaked, its 4 years old now and still no leak, its also air-empty right now, but y\’all know what i mean. I bought one of the air cooling matts from Staples for my laptop, it works great. Sorry for being out of touch for so long, hope to get caught up some day, lol. Have a great Sunday, take care my friend, Hugs B

    • Lizzie-Beth4Him 9:52 pm on March 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      I like "Sony" music equipment and have not had problems with that….but their laptop was a disappointment and the one I got after that was a "Tosheba" which was much better…in my opinion. I do like the idea of a pink computer, though. =) Having cooling pads makes a big difference. Have a great week ahead.

    • Cynical 10:05 pm on March 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      I have five pieces of Sony electronics from as long as 25 years ago and it all still works. I quit buying anything made by Sony on principle due to their business practices about three years ago. A one person boycott. Or maybe an old-coot-cott. Whatever.Peace, Doc

    • Theresa 1:46 pm on March 11, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      We thought our air matress had a leak (the one we used when the kid\’s had friends sleep over), but it turns out I was not getting the cap closed tight enough. I hope you get it all figured out soon.

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