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1.Don’t let worry kill you–let the Church help.

2.Thursday night,we will have a pot luck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

3.Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

4.For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

5.The Rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzar,the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzar.

6.This afternoon, there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

7.Tuesday at 4:00 PM, there will be an ice cream social. All women giving milk will please come early.

8.Wednesday, the ladies liturgy will meet. Mrs.Johnson will sing,"Put Me In My Lttle Bed", accompanied by the Pastor.

9.Thursday at 5:00PM, there will be a meeting of the Little Mother’s Club.All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.

10.This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs.Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the alter.

11.The service will close with "Little Drops of Water". One of the ladies will start quietly, and the rest of the congregation will join in.

12.Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.

13.The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.

14.A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

15.At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be ‘What Is Hell?". Come early and listen to our choir practice.

16. The Rev. Merriweather spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.

17. The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7:00PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

18. During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F.Scubbs supplied our pulpit.

19. With a smile on his face, the pastor listened as the church choir sang the traditional hymn, "How Great Thou Art", as the rather large casket of the over 500 pound parishioner was wheeled out of the church.( Sunmitted bt Michael J. Lee)

20.The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

 

There are so many more….Enjoy !!

 

 

Talking about Nothing Important

 It’s a lazy , rainy, gloomy Saturday and I’m got some zzzz’s in while my subject was doing her thing. She thinks she knows what she’s doing. She’s on the computer most of the time, completely ignoring me and I don’t like it one bit. She didn’t play with me all day so I got a looong nap on my pillow in her bedroom, next to her sunken bed. What’s up with that? She thinks I’m gonna sleep with her on that thing? My last subject had me de-clawed, don’t know why. I’ve always been a good girl. Good thing I am de-clawed, coz I might be blamed for the sunken bed. Every so often, I’ll walk across the bed , making her think I’m gonna sleep on that stupid bed with her. Humans. HaHa. And they think they’re so smart, but I know how to control my subject. I do the things she doesn’t like and then I get to chase the laser mouse. HMMMNNP, I’m the only one getting exercice. One day , she put a harness and leash on me. We went outside, my Aunt Jeanne and I, well, I almost got some real exercise. I slipped right out of that harness and was headed through the fence, but my Aunt Jeanne caught me. I might let them try that again , coz I miss being around other kitties. Sometimes when I’m sitting in the window, a stray kitty comes to the window. This makes me so happy. I need her attention right now and she’s getting off her toy for me, coz she loves me.

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Talking about Nothing Important

As the yarn ravels or is it unravels, more later, gotta go for now. Yall leave a paw print Please.

Air Mattress

Kassey still won’t sleep on my queen air mattress.I gave it to my d-i-l and it was too big for her bedroom, so she brought it back and exchanged it for my double size.It had/has a huge leak. I didn’t remember her asking me if they leaked. Well, they’ve been good until now, all of them…lol  Andy used super glue on her double size, sure hope it holds. I’m running out of beds..lol I don’t know where my leak is, well I really haven’t looked for it. I’m having too much fun ‘blowing it up’. Sometimes I just go to bed without adding air and wake up in a hole, very comfy though.When I’m in the sunken bed, Kasey looks at me and then looks at the bed, can’t help but wonder what’s she’s thinking. Any ideas?… Sigh…I’ll buy another one so she can sleep with me.

We’ve heard the saying ‘Purty is as Purty’ does.(southern pronunciation). My new Pink Vaio laptop is in Best Buy hospital. Andy said he thought it was the hard drive, been restored a number of times. Last time it crashed was enough for me, so I gave up. Thank God I bought the extended warranty, but I’m very unhappy with Sony, sure hope my other Sony stuff holds up. So far the TV, etc is holding up. Kassey sure loves it. We disagree on the boundaries set forth, like crossing my wires, going behind the TV, so now when she mis-behaves, she goes to her bathroom for time out…Yes she remembers, but she needs my attention and this is how she tells me. It’s a nice Lord’s Day, let’s be happy in it.