More Church Bulletin Bloopers

1.Weight Watchers will meet at 7:00 pm at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use the large double doors at the side entrance.

2.The associate minister unveiled the church’s new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday—“I upped my pledge–up yours.”

3.Next Sunday, Mrs.Vinson will be the soloist for the morning service. The pastor will speak on “It’s a terrible experience.”

4.The choir will meet at the Larsen home for fun and sinning.

5.A song fest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.

6.The pastor will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing, “Break Forth In Joy”.

7.Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on Oct. 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in school days.

8.Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say “Hell” to someone who doesn’t care much about you.

9.Due to the Rector’s illness, Wednesday’s healing services will be discontinued until further notice.

10.The concert held in the Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister’s daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell on her.

11.Today, Christian Youth Fellowship House Sexuality Course—1pm-8pm. Please park in the rear parking lot for this activity.

12.Offertory: “Jesus Paid It All”.