More Church Bulletin Bloopers
1.Weight Watchers will meet at 7:00 pm at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use the large double doors at the side entrance.
2.The associate minister unveiled the church’s new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday—“I upped my pledge–up yours.”
3.Next Sunday, Mrs.Vinson will be the soloist for the morning service. The pastor will speak on “It’s a terrible experience.”
4.The choir will meet at the Larsen home for fun and sinning.
5.A song fest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.
6.The pastor will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing, “Break Forth In Joy”.
7.Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on Oct. 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in school days.
8.Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say “Hell” to someone who doesn’t care much about you.
9.Due to the Rector’s illness, Wednesday’s healing services will be discontinued until further notice.
10.The concert held in the Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister’s daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell on her.
11.Today, Christian Youth Fellowship House Sexuality Course—1pm-8pm. Please park in the rear parking lot for this activity.
12.Offertory: “Jesus Paid It All”.
Duckie 1:31 pm on April 21, 2009 Permalink |
I made it into church bloopers when preparing our church bulletin. The pastors written notes concerning the new pastoral team was "We wish them all well." I typed "We wish their ass well." I remained unaware of my typing error all weekend until the pastor confronted me with the bulletin on Monday. It was the very first bulletin I had prepaered. Ohhhhhhhh The new kid here made her entrance to the staff with a bang.
Terry 1:39 pm on April 21, 2009 Permalink |
Those are funny.
Teri 2:52 pm on April 21, 2009 Permalink |
hahahaha!! those are awesome!!
Beth 3:11 pm on April 21, 2009 Permalink |
LOL!! All great.
Zeynep 5:38 pm on April 21, 2009 Permalink |
I enjoyed the entry, thanks. And thanks for stopping by. Happy Earth Day, love and peace, Zeynep xxhttp://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jLb7hqFkQ5k/SbbPl0Dpv5I/AAAAAAAAAs8/NG39KXAlhe4/s320/earth+day+poster.jpg
simon 10:37 pm on April 21, 2009 Permalink |
bumped into you via Karen W. Love it ! I recall one for you " This Easter special service, Mrs Smith will be laying an egg on the Alter.." shame I missed it – thanks for sharing- I\’ll bump into you again soon Regards Simon
simon 10:56 pm on April 21, 2009 Permalink |
Oh – fiddle de dee- you\’ve got that one on prior blog- well never mind It\’s still funny. byee
Rosemary 1:49 pm on April 22, 2009 Permalink |
I enjoyed your Blogluv R
Cynical 4:55 pm on April 22, 2009 Permalink |
Love bloopers and sentences or phrases with multiple meanings. These were great.Peace, Doc
Rambling 10:19 am on April 25, 2009 Permalink |
LOVE the Weight Watchers one, as I am a member of it. That was a good \’un. How are you and Kassey the Queen doing today?